Forwarded by my friend Carol Oliva. I love this:
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SUBJECT: Center for Disease Control Warning
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by
the Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years, and
failing to take adequate measures to protect themselves.
Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim
include:
Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to
incorporate new information into a rigid idea fixation; xenophobia;
inability to accept responsibility for actions; and a strong
propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing thinking.
This epidemic is out of control. MMWR reports it has already resulted
in brain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. Excessive exposure to
trailer parks, country gospel music and yellow ribbon asphyxiation are
thought to be contributing factors. New CDC Director Archbishop Burke
has ordered a halt to research into the disease after determining the
disease is incurable and is merely God's will.
Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural
immunity and are poised to lead a brief, but exciting life right after
the rapture begins and our afflicted fellow Americans ascend to their
eternal reward. Godlessness has its rewards.