Actual words fail me.
On the one hand, unbelieveable. On the other, no surprise at all:
"We reported last night on the cause of Hurricane Katrina -- at least in the eyes of an antiabortion group called Columbia Christians for Life. The storm, the group says, is God's way of punishing Louisiana for having 10 abortion clinics.
Well, at least that's what the Columbia Christians for Life were saying yesterday. We've just received another e-mail from the group, and now it seems to be saying that God sent Katrina after Louisiana to prevent Southern Decadence, an annual gay-themed bash that was scheduled for Labor Day weekend in New Orleans.
The Columbia Christians for Life forwarded to us a press release from a Philadelphia-based outfit called Repent America. In it, Repent America director Michael Marcavage explains: "Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city. From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence,' New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. May it never be the same."
How much $$$cabbegio$$$ do you think these subhumans contributed to the American Taliban last year? No wonder Bush sat on his ass for 4 days. He was worried about how his mayo-slurping potato-headed constituents would feel about going to the rescue of those hordes of evil black people. "Oh, the reprisals! The swirling down the drain of my political capital."
This is America, so I'll be the next one to say it, as is my right. The occupants of the White House need to be dragged out into the street, run out on a rail, shackeled onto the prow of The Barge. How much more evidence do we need that Bush and his drooling throngs are the most dangerous, selfish, myopic people on the planet? Osama, you're an idiot too. Why waste time with NY and the Pentagon, slaughtering innocents who had nothing to do with your frothing childish ideology? Couldn't you have just dropped Atta onto Bush's motorcade strapped to a couple TNT belts? New Orleans sits in a fishbowl? Let's slash government spending on the levee system's development, and pour it down the Irag black hole. Gooooood idea. Meanwhile, that useless regime puppet Brown, FEMA figurehead formerly of the horsy set, is doing "a heck of a job."
We elect our leaders freely. Supposedly, anyway. Why can't we get the hell rid of them when they just take every opportunity to fuck it all up? We got rid of Governor Davis for being an incompetent weed. Never mind his successor; that's kind of where the argument falls down.
They impeached Bill for getting a blowjob. Just think about that for a second. I'm sure you have. Did anyone get hurt or did billions upon billions of dollars evaporate for no reason? At least he could play the sax, and as such would probably have charged headlong into the Gulf Coast in a minute, carrying a million MREs on his back before the National Guard even had time to gas up. Even Nixon could play the fucking piano.
Enough is enough. Troops home now. Coup d'etat now. No more useless people in charge, spitting on our sidewalks and eating all the pie. This "man" needs to go.
I'm mad. And I never even got to visit New Orleans.
Posted by eric at September 3, 2005 07:04 PM