Is it just me, or does it seem like time is just creeping along with that pasty homunculus sitting in the Oval Office? Do we really still have 3+ years to go? After the election I comforted myself with the thought that term #2 would go by quickly. It would cost us all 4 years, but seeing W go would be worth the wait. But he's still there!
On the other hand, I take much comfort in the fact that he is personally overseeing the investigation into why the feds made such a pig's breakfast of the Katrina relief effort. That gives me a big warm fuzzy; after all, they only saw the storm coming for a few days. Nice to know we're in good hands...
See, I think the thing I hate the most about W Inc. is that he absolutely demands that I yank out of myself pure, undiluted, and anger-driven sarcasm and surliness and spew it out here. I don't like me like that, and I don't much like writing in my little blog about things non-musical anymore. But he just drags it out of me. It's too easy. That stupid face, the condescending smirk, misguided alpha-male stride; what I wouldn't give to see him fall head-first down the stairs while getting off Air Force One.
And I REALLY can't stand it when that goddamn criminal has the sheer audac...
Wait. Someone at the door. I'll be right back...
HUZZAH! My new Vans!! Thanks Mr. Mailman!! More exclamation points!! OK. All is right with the world. See W? There's nothing you can say that a new pair of shoes can't put right, you stupid idiot.
Posted by eric at September 6, 2005 04:36 PM