I murdered Dick Cheney.
So I invited George W. Bush and Dick Cheney over for dinner the other night. I prepared a delightful meal, and a nice post-meal round of port and cigars. They started babbling at each other about "policy", and at some point George became utterly dismayed at something Dick said. George shot a glance my way as if to say "you know what to do."
Apparently I did. I grabbed Dick by the throat with both hands and started swinging him around above my head. I slammed his body onto the ground several times, throttled him some more, and eventually let him fly across the room and into a crumpled heap on the floor. Dead as Julius Caesar. George thanked me and left the room.
Then I woke up.
Posted by eric at October 19, 2006 07:48 PM